Born without a mouth so it just shows up, looks massive, finds a mate, and dies.
Fun fact: Adults have no functional mouths and cannot eat, surviving their entire two-week lifespan on stored fat.
Russell Crowe in a leather skirt asking if you're entertained is somehow the most dignified thing ever filmed.
Fun fact: Oliver Reed died mid-production; his remaining scenes were finished with a digital face mapped onto a body double.