Roughly forty layers of pastry held together by enough honey to put you in a coma.
Fun fact: Ottoman sultans sent ceremonial trays of baklava to their elite Janissary soldiers every Ramadan.
Garlic naan specifically has quietly ended more diets than anyone's willing to admit out loud.
Fun fact: The earliest known reference appears in the notes of Indo-Persian poet Amir Kushrau around 1300 AD.