They hammer the meat flat, bread it, fry it, and somehow that's been enough for about three centuries.
Fun fact: In Austria, only veal can legally be labeled "Wiener Schnitzel" — pork must be listed differently.
Someone in Scandinavia once thought skiing wasn't hard enough and decided to add a rifle.
Fun fact: Biathletes ski at heart rates near 180 bpm, then must hit targets just 45 mm wide.