Someone in Scandinavia once thought skiing wasn't hard enough and decided to add a rifle.
Fun fact: Biathletes ski at heart rates near 180 bpm, then must hit targets just 45 mm wide.
They hammer the meat flat, bread it, fry it, and somehow that's been enough for about three centuries.
Fun fact: In Austria, only veal can legally be labeled "Wiener Schnitzel" — pork must be listed differently.