Charlie Brooker watches you use your phone for five minutes then writes a horror story about it.
Fun fact: The title refers to the cold, dark screen of a phone or monitor when switched off.
Forty years ago it was mostly desert, now there's an indoor ski slope and a man-made archipelago shaped like a palm tree.
Fun fact: Roughly 90% of the UAE's population are foreign nationals, one of the highest ratios on Earth.