A six-foot flightless bird with a dagger on each foot that could genuinely ruin your afternoon.
Fun fact: Their inner toe claw grows up to 12 centimeters long and can disembowel a human with one kick.
You sit down for a quick game after dinner and suddenly it's half three in the morning on a Tuesday.
Fun fact: Gandhi's nuclear aggression, now an intentional series feature, originated from an integer underflow bug in 1991.