A six-foot flightless bird with a dagger on each foot that could genuinely ruin your afternoon.
Fun fact: Their inner toe claw grows up to 12 centimeters long and can disembowel a human with one kick.
Three different colour names depending on who you ask, but everyone agrees it nicked the entire rainbow.
Fun fact: Deliberately eats clay from Amazonian riverbanks to neutralize the toxins in unripe seeds and fruit.