Invented the mid-afternoon nap and then built an entire culture around not apologising for it.
Fun fact: Its national anthem, the Marcha Real, is one of the few worldwide with no official lyrics.
Meat on a stick with peanut sauce, and honestly not sure why we ever complicate food beyond that.
Fun fact: Javanese street vendors created satay in the early 1800s, inspired by Arab and Indian kebab merchants.