They hammer the meat flat, bread it, fry it, and somehow that's been enough for about three centuries.
Fun fact: In Austria, only veal can legally be labeled "Wiener Schnitzel" — pork must be listed differently.
It's a thin pancake that got a French accent and suddenly costs four times as much.
Fun fact: French tradition holds that flipping a crêpe with your right hand while holding a gold coin brings prosperity.