Half the sport is suffering uphill in lycra and the other half is arguing about which Italian frame is best.
Fun fact: The Tour de France was created in 1903 as a publicity stunt to sell more newspapers.
Whacking balls through hoops on a lawn sounds gentle until you've seen someone send yours into the hedge.
Fun fact: It was the first outdoor sport to allow men and women to compete equally, starting in the 1860s.