Genuinely the only sport where furiously sweeping the floor in front of a rock is a valid tactic.
Fun fact: Every Olympic curling stone is made from granite quarried on a single uninhabited Scottish island.
Genuinely the only game where you'll spend ten minutes brushing a horse and feel that was time well spent.
Fun fact: Horse testicles dynamically shrink in cold weather due to the game's real-time temperature simulation.