Every culture on earth independently decided to wrap things in dough, which really says it all.
Fun fact: Legend credits a Han Dynasty physician who shaped dough like frostbitten ears to deliver warming herbal medicine.
Built like an armoured tank two million years ago and just never got the memo to update.
Fun fact: "White rhino" is a mistranslation of the Afrikaans word "wyd" (wide), referring to its broad mouth.