Leftover rice, a couple of eggs, and suddenly you're acting like you meant to cook.
Fun fact: Day-old refrigerated rice fries better than fresh because the starches crystallize and the grains dry out.
You fight your way out of the underworld, die, and do it again, which is weirdly more fun than it sounds.
Fun fact: First video game to win a Hugo Award, a prize normally reserved for science fiction literature.