You fight your way out of the underworld, die, and do it again, which is weirdly more fun than it sounds.
Fun fact: First video game to win a Hugo Award, a prize normally reserved for science fiction literature.
Leftover rice, a couple of eggs, and suddenly you're acting like you meant to cook.
Fun fact: Day-old refrigerated rice fries better than fresh because the starches crystallize and the grains dry out.