Half the sport is suffering uphill in lycra and the other half is arguing about which Italian frame is best.
Fun fact: The Tour de France was created in 1903 as a publicity stunt to sell more newspapers.
Everyone says it's rubbish and then quietly watches the next season anyway, which tells you everything really.
Fun fact: Its costume designer, Patricia Field, also built Carrie Bradshaw's wardrobe for Sex and the City.