Every single one acts like you've just come back from war even if you only went to the kitchen.
Fun fact: Every golden retriever alive descends from a single yellow dog bought from a cobbler in 1865.
Born grey, turns pink from eating shrimp, and sleeps standing on one leg like that's normal behaviour.
Fun fact: Can only eat with their heads turned completely upside down, filtering food through comb-like plates in their bills.