Billions spent on engineering so twenty blokes can drive in circles and complain about tyre strategy on the radio.
Fun fact: At full speed, an F1 car generates enough downforce to theoretically drive upside down on a ceiling.
You're basically a big kite with opinions, dangling there hoping the thermals stay friendly.
Fun fact: NASA tested hang gliders as a landing system for Gemini spacecraft returning from orbit in the 1960s.