You're basically a big kite with opinions, dangling there hoping the thermals stay friendly.
Fun fact: NASA tested hang gliders as a landing system for Gemini spacecraft returning from orbit in the 1960s.
Billions spent on engineering so twenty blokes can drive in circles and complain about tyre strategy on the radio.
Fun fact: At full speed, an F1 car generates enough downforce to theoretically drive upside down on a ceiling.