Football but the pitch shrunk in the wash, so now everything happens about three times faster.
Fun fact: Pelé, Ronaldinho, Messi, and Neymar all credit futsal with developing their close ball control.
Got dragged in front of actual US senators because someone thought ripping a spine out was a bit much.
Fun fact: Congressional hearings over its violence in 1993 led directly to the creation of the ESRB rating system.