Half the sport is suffering uphill in lycra and the other half is arguing about which Italian frame is best.
Fun fact: The Tour de France was created in 1903 as a publicity stunt to sell more newspapers.
Football but the pitch shrunk in the wash, so now everything happens about three times faster.
Fun fact: Pelé, Ronaldinho, Messi, and Neymar all credit futsal with developing their close ball control.