Football but the pitch shrunk in the wash, so now everything happens about three times faster.
Fun fact: Pelé, Ronaldinho, Messi, and Neymar all credit futsal with developing their close ball control.
Half the sport is suffering uphill in lycra and the other half is arguing about which Italian frame is best.
Fun fact: The Tour de France was created in 1903 as a publicity stunt to sell more newspapers.