Somehow grunting like you're moving a wardrobe became a completely legitimate professional technique.
Fun fact: "The longest match in history lasted 11 hours and 5 minutes across three days at Wimbledon."
Football but the pitch shrunk in the wash, so now everything happens about three times faster.
Fun fact: Pelé, Ronaldinho, Messi, and Neymar all credit futsal with developing their close ball control.