Whole sport's basically a nice walk that you've gone and ruined by keeping score.
Fun fact: "Golf balls were originally smooth until players noticed scuffed balls flew farther, leading to the dimpled design."
The one your mate who can't handle spice orders, and to be fair it's genuinely lovely.
Fun fact: Massaman uses cardamom, cinnamon, and star anise — spices found in virtually no other Thai curry.