Bloke spends nine years telling his kids a story and the last five minutes undid the whole thing.
Fun fact: The finale's scenes with Ted's children were filmed in 2006, during season two, so they wouldn't age.
Skin's so loose it can literally turn around inside its own body to bite whatever just grabbed it.
Fun fact: Its skin is so loose it can twist around and bite back while a predator still grips it.