Sleeps twenty hours a day and still looks absolutely knackered, which is honestly quite relatable.
Fun fact: Their fingerprints are virtually indistinguishable from human ones, even under an electron microscope.
The pub isn't really about the drink, it's about your taxi driver turning out to be someone's uncle.
Fun fact: Ireland's population still hasn't recovered to its pre-famine peak of 8.2 million in 1841.