Doubly landlocked, meaning you'd need to cross two whole countries before you even see the sea.
Fun fact: The Aral Sea in Uzbekistan was once the world's fourth-largest lake but has lost 90% of its water.
The pub isn't really about the drink, it's about your taxi driver turning out to be someone's uncle.
Fun fact: Ireland's population still hasn't recovered to its pre-famine peak of 8.2 million in 1841.