Paddling straight into rapids that are actively trying to flip you takes a very specific kind of optimism.
Fun fact: Kayaks were invented by the Inuit over 4,000 years ago for hunting seals in Arctic waters.
Essentially a living pancake with a venomous tail, which is frankly a weird design choice.
Fun fact: Their venomous tail barb is made of modified tooth material and regrows within weeks if broken.