Strapping yourself to a massive kite over open water is either brilliant or deeply unwise, depending on the wind.
Fun fact: Kitesurfers can jump over 30 meters high, roughly the height of a 10-story building, using only wind.
Dragging around a two-metre tail everywhere just on the off chance a lady walks by feels exhausting, honestly.
Fun fact: The iridescent "eyes" on their tail feathers are structural color from nanoscale crystals, not pigment.