Battered pork in fluorescent orange sauce shouldn't work that well, but here we are.
Fun fact: Created in 18th-century Canton specifically to suit the palates of visiting European traders.
Strapping yourself to a massive kite over open water is either brilliant or deeply unwise, depending on the wind.
Fun fact: Kitesurfers can jump over 30 meters high, roughly the height of a 10-story building, using only wind.