Takes a full month to digest a single meal, so at least you're not the slowest eater you know.
Fun fact: Can swim three times faster than it crawls and hold its breath for 40 minutes.
Punches so fast it boils the water around its fist, which feels like overkill for a shrimp.
Fun fact: Its club strike accelerates faster than a .22-caliber bullet and can shatter aquarium glass from inside.