Turns out if you put all the martial arts in a cage together, someone's getting a knee to the face.
Fun fact: "The first UFC event in 1993 had no weight classes, no rounds, and almost no rules."
Honestly no one's ever asked what cut of meat is in there and it's probably better that way.
Fun fact: Australia's Four'N Twenty brand produces over 50,000 meat pies per hour at peak production.