Invented the mid-afternoon nap and then built an entire culture around not apologising for it.
Fun fact: Its national anthem, the Marcha Real, is one of the few worldwide with no official lyrics.
Cricket is basically a religion there, which makes sense because the actual religion's already sorted.
Fun fact: The Karakoram Highway, reaching 4,693 metres at Khunjerab Pass, is the highest paved international road on Earth.