Dragging around a two-metre tail everywhere just on the off chance a lady walks by feels exhausting, honestly.
Fun fact: The iridescent "eyes" on their tail feathers are structural color from nanoscale crystals, not pigment.
Genuinely picks fights with bears, which is either very brave or very stupid depending on your outlook.
Fun fact: Has a special upper molar rotated 90 degrees, evolved specifically for tearing frozen meat off bone.