Couldn't really play their instruments so they just played everything in two minutes and called it punk.
Fun fact: None of the members were related — they all adopted "Ramone" as a shared stage surname.
Watching the bloke shave meat off that spinning cone is weirdly one of life's great pleasures.
Fun fact: Shawarma, Greek gyros, and Turkish döner all descend from the same Ottoman vertical-spit technique.