Transylvania's a real place with real mountains and real castles, Dracula was just very good marketing.
Fun fact: Bucharest's Palace of the Parliament is the heaviest building on Earth at four billion kilograms.
You stand there stirring for forty minutes pretending you're not just making really posh rice.
Fun fact: Saffron in risotto alla milanese was reportedly first added as a prank by a stained-glass worker.